shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

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bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

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favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

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I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

punxmusicislife said: BABEEEEEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME C:

Thank youuuu.
Thnx bae c:
And whoops, haven’t logged into tumblr since august

Anonymous said: whose ur icon supposed to be

Me and my beautiful girlfriend, what the hell did think?

hate:

what r some good stores to shop for guys clothing (online)?? 

RedBubble.com

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

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the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

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itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

image

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cometcreeps:

pristiqdelusions:

goatkult:

bless
this
post

best.

I’m reading it in that guys voice the videos are so funny look them up “True Facts”

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