What if water was actually unicorn blood that was spilled after The Last Great Unicorn War?
Anonymous asked: You love me
I love everyone until they prove themselves to be either an idiot or an asshole
"When was the last time you experienced romantic love? It was probably the last time you installed a new blog theme."
Wow, watch your tone tumblr, I don’t need any of your sass today.
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
The only reason why Britain drives on the left side of the road is because France decided to drive on the right before them.
So, uh, can you make me a balloon switchblade?
thestarshipserenity asked: *whispers* stuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttt